Bio: Kevin ‘rolls’ a 10% raise 100% of the time. Named “MissingDraws” on stars, Kevin preys on the nit, but is somehow shocked when we start stationing him. Expect to be told about your “awful call” and that “it’s fine, I’m printing this spot” at every opportunity.
Joseph Coghlin
Hometown: Brighton, England
Major: Biological Sciences
Year: 2020
Bio: Joseph A Coghlin is a live reads mastermind. Graduating from the tough streets of play money heads up home games to the big leagues of microstakes live poker, he carries with him an uncanny ability to stare into the soul of his opponents. Couple this with an unreadable demeanour and solid mental game and you can see why this beast was a name to be feared at the 10p/20p streets. Expect every possible piece of information you give away to be precisely analysed and dissected.
Theo Gillis
Hometown: London, England
Major: Mathematics
Year: 2021
Bio: Theo epitomises the bad reg. He’s such a station he makes kings cross look like a children’s playset. Widely regarded as the luckiest man on earth, he will tell you why his “low frequency” turn call with bottom pair and a dominated gutshot isn’t completely burning when he binks trips on the river. Lucky for you, he’ll win the match before you go insane listening to his quasi-strategy table talk.
Paul Heller
Hometown: London, England
Major: Classics
Year: 2021
Bio: ‘You can’t win the hand by folding’- Mr Paul Heller, that is all you need to hear to know Mr Heller’s game; the man will always find the call. Mr Heller is also the proud organiser Cambridge’s most illicit gambling den, where only the most degenerate of players are invited.
Matt Thorne
Hometown: Crewkerne, England
Major: Economics
Year: 2021
Bio: Matt ‘I_Will_Station” Thorne is truly in a class of his own. Blissfully unaware of odds, Matt instead uses his unmatched ability to read opponents, coupled with his deep understanding of blockers, to without fail call the river. In perhaps his greatest hand of all time, after value betting A6 on A8542 and facing a 5x pot check raise vs BB, Matt loudly proclaimed that he ‘blocks 6-3 suited’ and snaps off the bluffing fish. A truly remarkable player, and a wonderful addition to the team!